Joke of the day

Hmm...someone send me a joke yesterday...It is quite funny..Hahaha


> 男人最怕的三个 答案 (Three answers most scared by men)
>
> （1）随 便 (Whatever)
> 男：今天 晚上咱们吃什么？ Men: What to have for dinner?
> 女：随便。 Women: Whatever..
>
> 男：吃火锅吧。Men: Why not we have steamboat?
> 女：不行，吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat
> later got pimples in my face
>
> 男：要不咱们吃川菜。Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan
> cuisine
> 女：昨天刚吃的川菜，今天又吃....... Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan,
> today eat again?
>
> 男：那咱们吃海鲜去？ Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
> 女：海鲜不好，吃了拉肚子。Women: Seafood no good la, later I
> got diarrhea
>
> 男：那你说吃什么？ Men: Then what you suggest?
> 女：随便。Women : Whatever..
>
>
>
> （2）都行 (Anything)
> 男：那咱们现在到底做什么？ Men: So what should we do now?
> 女：都行。Women: Anything
>
> 男：看电影怎么样？很久没看电影了。Men: How about watching movie?
> Long time we didn't watch movie
> 女：电影有啥好看的，耽误时间。Women: Watching movie no good la,
> waste time only
>
> 男：那打保龄球，运动运动？ Men: How about we play bowling, do some
> exercises?
> 女：大热天的运什么动啊，不嫌累啊？ Women: Exercise in such hot day?
> You not feel tired meh?
>
> 男：那找个咖啡店坐坐，喝点水。Men: Then find a café and have drink
> 女：喝咖啡影响睡眠。Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
>
> 男：那你说干什么？ Men: Then what you suggest?
> 女：都行！ Women: Anything
>
>
> （3）看你 (You decide)
> 男：那咱们干脆回家好了。 Men: Then we just go home lo
> 女：看你。Women: You decide
>
> 男：坐公车吧，我送你。 Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
> 女：公车又脏又挤，算了吧。Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want
> la
>
> 男：那就打车走。Men: Ok we will take Taxi
> 女：这么近的路不划算。 Women: Not worth it la... for such a short
> distance
>
> 男：那走路好了，散散步？ Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow
> walk
> 女：空着肚子散哪门子步啊？ Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
>
>
> 男：那你想怎么着啊？ Men: Then what you suggest?
> 女：看你。Women: You decide
>
> 男：那就先吃饭？ Men: Let's have dinner first
> 女：随便。Women: Whatever...
>
> 男：吃什么？ Men: Eat what?
> 女：都行 Women: Anyting
>
> （看看四下无人，杀了她......） (Look around... no one here, gonna kill
> her....)



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